I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
Me trying to reach goals in life:
sorry guys i tripped
ah, you watch achievement hunter? i love their shows. the way they just [clenches fist] hunt all those fricking achievements
a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute?
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
i am an adult oh god make it stop
hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue