GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’
when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
It’s a cute little thing though.
boutta take the ride of my life
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dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."